Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Ismism: A Bulletproof Edgamakation (1)
Do you live in fear that the next time one of your education facilitators diminishes one of your homies' self-esteem he's going to pull out a piece and hose down the schoolroom, perhaps hitting you in the back with a blast from his Mac10? Well, chill, dude. Get yourself a bulletproof backpack to save your fleeing butt. School, it's for learning to be smarter than your greased class-mates.
Imagine this likely scenario, one too many of us have been through over the years: "Just call me John" says to Ice-Groove, "Please give us five examples of trochaic pentameter, Mr. Groove." And you know I-G is going ballistic in a flash, pulling down the hammer on that geek. You got time to duck and cover? Like, no way. So you turn and take a spray across the back. Ha. If you can keep on breathing till the paramedics show up, you should get a gold star for that performance art. And now it's possible with a bulletproof pack. Don't be no fool, go to skool-- and be prepared. http://www.mychildspack.com/