"Muslim terrorist leaders threatened to forcibly convert Britney Spears and Madonna to Islam and warned if they resist, their heads would be cut off for "spreading Satanic culture," according to a new book released today.
'If I meet these whores I will have the honor – I repeat, I will have the honor – to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam,' said Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees terror organization....
The Committees' Abdel-Al accused Madonna and Spears of 'spreading this culture by the Americans as part of the war against Islam.'
'If these two prostitutes [Madonna and Spears] keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them. First we will call them to join Islam. But if they keep what they are doing ... we can stone them or even we can kill them if they keep ... tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. ... A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be eighty times hit with a belt.'
Abdel-El said even before Islam takes over America he would personally kill Madonna and Spears if he ran into them. He boasted he would 'be the first one to cut the heads of Madonna and Britney Spears.' "
Having read that, I suspect you too feel like a virgin for the very first time. Uh, anybody got Madonna's phone number? I mean, she's probably looking for a guy who'll go out with her, right, with all this fat wah floating around in the soup of Human existence. I just happen to be available. Hey, not for long, and definitely not for no babe who doesn't have a good head on her shoulders.