Friday, December 12, 2008

One Serious Scoop

Greg Felton Exposed! Is Greg Felton a CHRC Operative?

My Cat's intuition is piqued by Greggy Felton, how has he continued to operate? Who funds him? And haven't we seen similar nefarious tactics by the CHRC?

The similarities are too great to ignore:

See the whole sordid story at Blazing Catfur.

Skelton, Felton, Milton. Yes, folks, we cover it all at Covenant Zone.

5 comments:

truepeers said...

I heard a rumour, from someone who should know - he was watching his grandchildren at the swimming pool in Tel Aviv - that Felton is actually a Mossad plant, designed to be so incredulous, embarassing to his side, that it will make belief in the Jewish Zionist conspiracy less fashionable among the left. Of course the problem with this tactic is that, if exposed, it might give people to think that there is a conspiracy covering itself up. So, Feldstein was, tragically, cut loose: given a super special secret drug that is designed to erase key wirings in the brain (when exposed to certain beams from satellites during the full moon) rendering him oblivious to certain aspects of his past and turning the false identity into the real.

truepeers said...

I just thought I'd throw that out since it seems to make sense of a lot of unanswered questions...

Dag said...

You know, I heard exactly that same rumor, which means it's true. I mean, I had it figgered out long ago anyway but I didn't want to give the game away.

Blazing Cat Fur said...

Excellent detective work, I always suspected he was a plant.

Dag said...

"Philodendron." Buh-dump.