Friday, August 17, 2007

Sunni side of don't know shi'ite

There must be 70 ways to use the toilet...


Apparently, in his view, to make the world safe for white underwear.

"Saudi Cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid: Western 'Beasts' Use Colored Underwear to Conceal Their Filth," from MEMRITV:

Following are excerpts from an interview with Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid, which aired on Iqra TV on July 26, 2007:

Sheik Muhammad Al-Munajid: This is a nation of monotheism, and this is the Islam that Allah wants to spread throughout the world, and to rule the land it its entirety. Allah wants this. He sent down the Koran and the hadith for that purpose.


Humanity can have no happiness without Islam. Humanity can enjoy no goodness, unless the sun of monotheism, the Koran, and the Sunna shines upon it. The world without the sun of the divine revelation is a place of eternal darkness, as we can see today – a world of frustration, collapse, injustice, arbitrariness, and wrongdoing. The world today is a jungle – a world of barbarism of all kinds. People in many parts of the world are not happy, because they do not walk in the path of Allah.


There are rules of shari'a in everything. We have counted almost 70 rules about how to urinate and defecate. In contrast, how do those beasts in the West answer the call of nature? They stand in front of other people, in toilets at airports and other public places. They do not care about covering their private parts. Even their underwear is colored and not white, so it can conceal all that filth. We are a nation that has long known the meaning of cleanliness, what to do when nature calls, and what the rules of hygiene are. The others, to this day, live like beasts. To this day, many of them are not circumcised, even though the World Health Organization has advised to circumcise people as a treatment for AIDS, because it has been scientifically proven that circumcised people are less susceptible to AIDS, and are less likely to spread it than uncircumcised people.

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truepeers said...

Holy Cameldung!

Talk about being fixated on the puritanical honour/shame thing: 70 ways to keep your whiteys white (this week in Saudi Cosmo)? But what's his special secret, his number one white way?

Does this guy own a laundry or is he just another Muslim male with an unhealthy relationship with a scrubbing mother whose near enslavement is a source of shame? What will Janet Mee do if this guy sends his followers to UBC - top up Thunderbird pool with Chlorine and create an Islamic-dress-only swim hour (plus 30 minutes for the girls)?

How do you use a urinal in those Islamic robes anyway? Something tells me this guy is just envious.

maccusgermanis said...

The picture looks like he saw something in the infidels restroom that may have scared him for life.

dag said...

Tom Cruise, the movie where he dances around in his underwear. I'm sure the fat guy in the video is fixated on him. Oh, I'll stop before he finds he's got a stain on his honor.

When my glossary gets to the letter "L" we'll all find the entry on "lotta", the excerpt I have waxing ecstatic as a man describes the first time he used a garden watering-can rather than toilet paper. It was so spiritual for the guy he immediately "reverted" to Islam. No, no kidding. Some religion, this Islam.

And where's that Najistani?